Pussy Chompers – Full Review
Report Card – Pussy Chompers
| Quality: | B- | Interface: | B+ |
| Quantity: | B- | Originality: | C |
| Hotness: | C+ | OVERALL: | B- |
Jamal’s view
Hotness: B-
Confidence: Very High
This is an OK lesbian site, but nothing out of the extraordinary.
KJ’s view
Hotness: C+
Confidence: Very High
I found some hot videos here, but it’s a pretty average site from my point of view.
Nikki’s view
Hotness: B-
Confidence: High
It’s not a bad site, but it could have been a lot better if they put a bit more work into it. As it is, I’d only sign up for it if I was interested in some of the other sites.
Luke’s view
Hotness: C-
Confidence: Medium
I agree with John – the other sites are more interesting – POV Fantasy, for instance...
John’s view
Hotness: C
Confidence: Low
I like it, but that’s just ’coz it gives me access to some really cool hardcore porn sites...
Pussy Chompers is a lesbian site focusing on the classy pornstar-style lesbian sex. There’s no particular gimmick or story behind the site, just plain, hot lesbian fucking with big-titted naughty pornstars.
On their tour they grab your attention with large pictures from some of their scenes – I recognised some stars right away, like Penny Flame (who does very good lesbian scenes) and Tyla Wynn. They claim to have “tons of high quality photo sets” and “high resolution videos”, with threesome, anal play, pussy love and so on!
Navigation and Interface: Navigation is straight-forward, with a simple main page, listing the most recent videos and photo sets, with links to bonus sites down the right side, and links to external video feeds down the left side. I was a bit confused at first about where to find the rest of the photos and videos, till I discovered the navigation bar across the top of the page. Clicking on the photo or video index gives you a nice thumbnailed index of the scenes; roughly 80 photo galleries and 70 video scenes (updated weekly). I have to complain a little about the thumbnails – they are badly cropped (some of the girls have their heads chopped off), and their quality doesn’t give justice to the scenes themselves. Often with sites, it’s the other way around – inviting thumbs leading to poor scenes, but here it’s uninviting thumbs leading to good scenes. The early scenes have the girls’ names on them, but they seem to have moved away from this with later updates, which is a pity. A star index would also have been nice.
Picture Galleries: The photos are fair, though calling them ‘high quality photo sets’ when they’re 800 pixels on the long side is a bit of a stretch. And again, the thumbnails are over-compressed and fuzzy, making perfectly find photo galleries seem amateurish. The scenes are of varying quality and hotness – some are very good and hot, others look outdated or uninspired. All the sets are downloadable as ZIP files, which is good – I hate watching pics in my browser.
Videos: Videos are medium to good quality, 640x480 resolution at up to 1500kbps bitrate, delivered in WMV format for Windows Media Player 9 or higher (though I had no problems viewing the videos in mplayer on my Linux system, and I guess VLC for MacOS X will play them fine as well). The scenes are of the kind you’ll find on any (lesbian) porn DVD – in fact, since porn studio New Sensations is running this site, I suspect the scenes are from their releases. Videos can be downloaded in full (150–300 MB, depending on length), or viewed in shorter clips.
I’d say that the videos are the main focus of the site, and the pictures are more of an afterthought. I’m pretty satisfied with the videos; I had no trouble finding some really hot once, and I’m happy to report that I found several good tribbing videos (that’s when two girls rub their pussies together). There’s also a good bunch of strap-on videos and lots of toy use. It’s definitely “pornstar-style lesbians” rather than “realistic lesbians”, and I guess I kind of prefer the latter, being a lesbian myself, but I still think it’s a good selection of videos.
Extras: This is a networked site, and you get access to a bunch of other sites as well. At the time of review, the list of sites looked like this:
- XXX Movie Files
- Global Pornstar
- Blonde Bangers
- Busty Cafe
- Internal Violations
- Honey Chest
- Bikini Dream
- Club Cytherea
- POV Fantasy
- 2 Dicks In 1 Chick
- All Anal XXX
- Solo Stunners
- Leg Seeker
We’ll do reviews of at least some of these sites, but right now I can say that POV Fantasy is a really cool point-of-view site, XXX Movie Files is a large video site, Solo Stunners has some really good-looking girls, Club Cytherea also looks like a cool site (especially if you’re a squirting fan). Actually, I’ll go so far as to say that Pussy Chompers is probably the weakest site of the lot.
Conclusion: I get the feeling that the whole site is somewhat of an afterthought, created just to find a use for some extra lesbian content they had lying around. Together with the bonus sites you definitely get your money’s worth or more, but that’s more of an argument for joining one of the bonus sites than joining this one. Also, you won’t find that much lesbian stuff on the other sites, so if lesbian porn is what you’re after, then I’d think carefully about whether you may be better off signing up with one of the other lesbian sites out there.
Overall Grade: B- – Fairly Good
